Where every war story ends with ‘and then we went TDY.’
NASHVILLE — The Seamons family wanted nothing more than their father to return from his one-year deployment to Bahrain, but in keeping with the ongoing trend of emotionally manipulating your children
NELLIS AIR FORCE BASE — An Air Force drone pilot accidentally ejected from his Nevada office while flying an MQ-9 Reaper over southwestern Yemen, sources confirmed today. "This morning, at
AFGHANISTAN — Marking the beginning of fall and a pivot towards a more bountiful, festive campaign season, an Air Force F-16 fighter dropped a pumpkin spice Joint Direct Attack Munition on
WASHINGTON — The Air Force announced today that it would no longer require recruits to become baptized Christians in order to graduate basic training following yet another bout of criticism over
NELLIS AIR FORCE BASE — Following news that the Marine Corps has made its own "sky penis" over Southern California just a year after the Navy pulled off a
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — The U.S. Air Force received accolades from ISIS for totally missing a massive Fort Bragg drop zone and "bombing" civilian property in North
WASHINGTON — A visibly annoyed Air Force called a sailor’s decision to pay for a full-sleeve tattoo financially irresponsible, adding with just a hint of disdain that this sort of
PENTAGON – Secretary of the Air Force Heather Wilson announced today that the Air Force would limit future rotations to Afghanistan to a three-hour tour with free lunch. “These exotic tours
WASHINGTON — The Defense Department’s service chiefs are massively weary of this stupid Congressional committee hearing, sources confirmed today. Although the hearing on force readiness in the mid-term began moments
PENTAGON — Air Force officials are sounding the alarm today about the greatest risk of the Trump administration's plan to use military construction money to build a border wall
'This space purposefully left blank,' reads the award.
And just when they were about to blow up.
This is such a relief.
Please God, let there still be Pâté.
“It seems clear that NASA has gained a first-mover advantage."
Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
Ride like the wind, airman
Be all that you can see.
“I can never find my subordinates anymore."
Eat that, near-peer competitor Domino’s
“Traditional commissioning programs are, by definition, extremely rigid,” said Lt. Col. Dan “Moon” Beam.
“It doesn’t hurt that she’s very mature for her rank.”
“I hear that Air Force systems don’t have to boot up until 0700 or 0730 most days."
The GBU-99 Joint Direct Vaccination Munition (JDVM) Mark I uses GPS programming.
MAXWELL AIR FORCE BASE, Ala. – After considerable research, the Air Force History and Heritage Center confirmed the Air Force has reached an impressive feat—50 straight years of skipping leg
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