Five sides, zero accountability
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President-elect Donald Trump’s Secretary of Defense nominee, Pete Hegseth, has hit an unusual roadblock.
“Just in time before peace breaks out!” Biden declared. “Maybe.”
This is "information incoming Secretary Pete Hegseth is going to want to be aware of right away."
He was one of many candidates in the running. Here's the full list.
Tuberville says his stance is not only morally correct but is also a means of solving a military personnel crisis.
“Honestly, that is the biggest tragedy,” said Navy recruiter and Tiktok dance sensation Petty Officer 2nd Class Drea Avila soberly.
The former president may be onto something.
"We cannot stand idly by while the basic rights and tastes of Palestinians are trampled upon," said one resident.
“KSM’s lawyers can try to appeal, of course, but it remains to be seen whether that is successful."
Strangely, the Marine Corps has remained most resilient to this loss of electronic military communication.
"Destroying happiness within our military is a good financial decision."
“Look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never thought it would be a good idea to split 10s,” the Secretary remarked sternly.
Finally an internal reporting program that might work.
You can't steal what you can't see
Stop talkin' and start doin'
Let's be real here.
Spec 4: "No phase recycles, my man just went straight through."
“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”
Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.
Austin: "Look, we've put a lot of time and money into this."
"I'm just asking questions!"
Soapies to remain a deployed thing
“It’s the last thing Russia would expect."
First PLT, Company C, 1/502 supportive: "Oh, hell yeah."
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