Spray tan and Diet Coke being tested for bullet proof qualities, Pentagon says
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The Pentagon
Five sides, zero accountability
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US condemned over airdrop of omelette MREs to Gaza
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SECDEF crushes 9/11 mastermind's skull with his bare hands
“KSM’s lawyers can try to appeal, of course, but it remains to be seen whether that is successful."
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Department of Defense stands down after Microsoft Office subscription expires
Strangely, the Marine Corps has remained most resilient to this loss of electronic military communication.
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Pentagon announces plan to eliminate joy
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DoD bankrupt after Austin blows $300 billion at blackjack table
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Pentagon launches 'See Something Stupid, Say Something Stupid' campaign
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Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials
You can't steal what you can't see
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Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already
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‘Declaration of Military Accountability’ Written Entirely in Comic Sans
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US vows evacuation of citizens from Gaza will be as flawless as Afghan evacuation
Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.
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DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps
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Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related To Combat Effectiveness
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DoD Seeks Corporate Sponsorship, Copenhagen, Budweiser Already On Board
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the Department of Defense budget gets slimmer each day, military and civilian personnel are getting creative with how to cover shortfalls. The Pentagon has already
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Citing OPSEC Fears, DoD Bans Tapout Clothing For All Military Personnel
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Pentagon Proposes Controversial Policy Assigning Ranks To Military Spouses
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Pentagon Study Confirms: Napalm Does Stick To Kids
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Troops Say Generals Understand Need For Cuts To Aides, Personal Drivers, And Golf Courses
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JOINT CHIEFS: Why We Don't Care That You're Resigning
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DoD regrets using virtual reality headsets for SHARP training
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