'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person
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The Pentagon
Five sides, zero accountability
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Author of DoD AI policy clearly going through breakup with AI girlfriend
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Hegseth vows to implement new 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell' drinking policy
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Pentagon says it can't obey orders to attack fellow Americans at current funding levels
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New Department of Gov. Efficiency seeks majors and staff NCOs as military liaisons
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Hegseth announces new $HARP program to combat military sexual assault
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Biden assures Ukrainians new aid package is for their freedom and totally not f-you to Trump
“Just in time before peace breaks out!” Biden declared. “Maybe.”
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DoD prepares brief for incoming SECDEF Pete Hegseth on who the fuck Pete Hegseth is
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Duffel Blog's guide to Trump's selection of Pete Hegseth as SECDEF
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Senator Tuberville puts hold on Veterans Day
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DoD: Mass shootings negatively impact recruiting quotas
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Spray tan and Diet Coke being tested for bullet proof qualities, Pentagon says
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US condemned over airdrop of omelette MREs to Gaza
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SECDEF crushes 9/11 mastermind's skull with his bare hands
“KSM’s lawyers can try to appeal, of course, but it remains to be seen whether that is successful."
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Department of Defense stands down after Microsoft Office subscription expires
Strangely, the Marine Corps has remained most resilient to this loss of electronic military communication.
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Pentagon announces plan to eliminate joy
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DoD bankrupt after Austin blows $300 billion at blackjack table
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Pentagon launches 'See Something Stupid, Say Something Stupid' campaign
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Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials
You can't steal what you can't see
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Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already
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