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Army engineers fail to lay pipe in North Dakota

CANNON BALL, N.D. — The Army Corps of Engineers has agreed to pull out of planned operations in tribal areas of North Dakota, citing irreconcilable differences.

Deputy Chief of Engineers Maj. Gen. Richard Stevens expressed disgust with the situation, telling reporters his guys had worked for months to get a hook-up. "We even got approval from friends and family, I thought it was a done deal," he said.

After many late nights and heated encounters, however, the Engineers failed to get it in, sources confirmed.

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