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Atheist, CrossFitting Navy SEAL hasn't told anyone he vapes

Atheist, CrossFitting Navy SEAL hasn't told anyone he vapes

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — An atheist Navy SEAL who practices CrossFit and built his own gaming PC hasn't told anyone about his vaping habit, sources confirmed today.

According to several friends and teammates, "Speedy" (whose real name is withheld for security reasons) has walked past several stores in downtown San Diego, interacted with a few people, and even ordered an all-natural fruit smoothie without telling anyone about his extensive vaporizer collection.

Apparently, he hasn't told his men on his SEAL Team, either.

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