Air Force decreases deployments to Afghanistan to a 3-hour tour


Secretary of the Air Force Heather Wilson addresses the 173rd Fighter Wing Airmen during her visit, Nov. 3, 2018. Wilson answered questions from the audience, as well as outlined the priorities of the Air Force moving forward including force modernization and improved readiness. (U.S. Air National Guard photo by Staff Sgt. Riley Johnson)

PENTAGON – Secretary of the Air Force Heather Wilson announced today that the Air Force would limit future rotations to Afghanistan to a three-hour tour with free lunch.

“These exotic tours should hit peak efficiency by limiting Air Force personnel to groups of five or so. The limited duration will keep burnout low and enthusiasm high.” said Wilson. “We’ll put America’s Airmen on expertly skippered three-hour tours.”

“A three-hour tour,” echoed Wilson’s aide.

The shortened tours are expected to increase the likelihood of Air Force Reserve personnel with unique civilian skill sets – such as professors, movie stars, millionaires, and millionaires’ wives – to volunteer for deployments.

“We used to require lengthy pre-deployment training,” Wilson added. “Today’s airmen don’t even need to pack. They’ll be on the ground for three hours.”

Wilson, who also introduced the new C-130M Minnow, emphasized how easy it was to get out of Afghanistan efficiently before concluding the press conference.


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