THE PENTAGON — A toxic Air Force colonel who had previously berated her Wing subordinates to the point they would crawl under their desks and cry has been promoted to a toxic Air Force general at the Pentagon with ambitious plans to berate and humiliate even more people under her at Air Force headquarters.

“I remain gratefully committed to serve, lead, and grow, and remain dedicated to making our people feel like they are in an abusive marriage," Brig. Gen. Jennifer Grant said in a statement to Duffel Blog. "I am humbled to provide constant micromanagement, screaming, and a climate of fear to the finest air and space professionals the world has ever known."