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Navy denies NFL hopeful's request to delay service due to need for clueless Ensign
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Chaos ensues after Gen. Milley inspects Pentagon barracks
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Army rolls out ambitious, six-event mental fitness test
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Army veteran, poet laureate, reflects on dicks undrawn
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Army opens Yes Men Academy for officers
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Pentagon authorizes female service members hazard duty pay for pretty much all assignments
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Army to authorize beards if vaccine goal reached by July 4th
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New VR headsets let soldiers see what life would be like if they joined the Air Force
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‘No proof of aliens’ says Space Force General of the Galaxy Mzorpus Klaatu
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US hides 5 visas for Afghan interpreters inside Wonka bars
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This Memorial Day, Eddie Gallagher reflects on those he totally didn’t murder
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North Korea promises to kill as many citizens as necessary to resist US aggression
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Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list
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Pentagon says vaccinated troops no longer have to wear masks while throwing up in an Uber
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Ted Cruz tells US Army to get back to commercials that make his dick hard
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Meet the general officers who broke tradition and just retired to quiet lives
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Iran says nuclear weapons program purely for hunting and home defense
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Pentagon budgets for enlisted aide position to unmute generals on Zoom
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Russian armored division destroyed by soldier’s 20th leg tuck
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AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works
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Officer leaves job in military-industrial complex for the wedding-industrial complex
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Space Force bans Moon landings after discovering rare species of lunar tortoise
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Lockheed unveils '6th-Generation Fighter for the Middle Class'
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Marine Corps forgets Mother’s Day gift for Navy AGAIN and it’s fine, forget it, never mind
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