Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag
Retired as captain, remembered as cautionary tale.
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Pentagon to prioritize EUCOM, INDOPACOM, AFRICOM, CENTCOM, SOUTHCOM, NORTHCOM
DoD pledges undivided attention to all six commands at once using math, magic, and PowerPoint
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Fort Irwin to be renamed Fort Hitler
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Basic bitch goes to Basic Training
Johnson single-handedly organized a supply run for pumpkin spice latte MREs (Meals, Ready-to-Eat).
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Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military
Looking for a fresh start in a foreign land? We've got you covered.
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4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
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Berkeley Home Depot unveils 10% military surcharge
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Trump sentenced to staff duty over 4-day weekend
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All Middle East wars end after student protest
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In wacky mix-up, IDF attacks Columbia University as NYPD storms Gaza
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Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq
American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid
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Hey you fat f*ck, join the Coast Guard!
Next step: "Alpha male" former SOF bros running Coast Guard boot camp
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A non-cringe note for Veterans Day
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus…While Daddy Was Deployed
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Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crime advice
This is not 'Nam, there are rules
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VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'
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Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing
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Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted
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DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps
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Marines Improve Cyber Skills with Microchip Eating Contest
Ranch and Vinegar and Salt lead in taste comparison
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