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Pentagon to prioritize EUCOM, INDOPACOM, AFRICOM, CENTCOM, SOUTHCOM, NORTHCOM

Pentagon to prioritize EUCOM, INDOPACOM, AFRICOM, CENTCOM, SOUTHCOM, NORTHCOM

DoD pledges undivided attention to all six commands at once using math, magic, and PowerPoint

Sep 17, 2025 4 min read paid

Fort Irwin to be renamed Fort Hitler

Fort Irwin to be renamed Fort Hitler

Jun 11, 2025 2 min read paid

Basic bitch goes to Basic Training

Basic bitch goes to Basic Training

Johnson single-handedly organized a supply run for pumpkin spice latte MREs (Meals, Ready-to-Eat).

Jun 9, 2025 4 min read paid

Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military

Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military

Looking for a fresh start in a foreign land? We've got you covered.

Mar 21, 2025 5 min read paid

4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate

4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate

Sep 30, 2024 2 min read paid

Berkeley Home Depot unveils 10% military surcharge

Berkeley Home Depot unveils 10% military surcharge

Sep 13, 2024 4 min read paid

Trump sentenced to staff duty over 4-day weekend

Trump sentenced to staff duty over 4-day weekend

Jun 21, 2024 3 min read paid

All Middle East wars end after student protest

All Middle East wars end after student protest

Jun 17, 2024 4 min read paid

In wacky mix-up, IDF attacks Columbia University as NYPD storms Gaza

In wacky mix-up, IDF attacks Columbia University as NYPD storms Gaza

May 27, 2024 2 min read paid

Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq

Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq

American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid

May 11, 2024 3 min read paid

Hey you fat f*ck, join the Coast Guard!

Hey you fat f*ck, join the Coast Guard!

Next step: "Alpha male" former SOF bros running Coast Guard boot camp

May 8, 2024 3 min read paid

A non-cringe note for Veterans Day

A non-cringe note for Veterans Day

Nov 7, 2023 2 min read paid

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus…While Daddy Was Deployed

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus…While Daddy Was Deployed

Oct 31, 2023 2 min read paid

Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crime advice

Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crime advice

Oct 24, 2023 3 min read paid

VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'

VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing

Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing

Oct 20, 2023 2 min read paid

Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted

Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted

Oct 18, 2023 1 min read paid

DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps

DoD introduces Devil's Advocate General Corps

Oct 17, 2023 1 min read paid

Marines Improve Cyber Skills with Microchip Eating Contest

Marines Improve Cyber Skills with Microchip Eating Contest

Ranch and Vinegar and Salt lead in taste comparison

Oct 16, 2023 3 min read paid