Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag
Retired as captain, remembered as cautionary tale.
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Pentagon to prioritize EUCOM, INDOPACOM, AFRICOM, CENTCOM, SOUTHCOM, NORTHCOM
DoD pledges undivided attention to all six commands at once using math, magic, and PowerPoint
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Fort irwin to be renamed fort Hitler
Army insists it’s “a completely different Hitler,” citing strong Union loyalty and bratwurst recipes.
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Basic bitch goes to basic training
Johnson single-handedly organized a supply run for pumpkin spice latte MREs (Meals, Ready-to-Eat).
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Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military
Looking for a fresh start in a foreign land? We've got you covered.
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4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
We’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.
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Berkeley home depot unveils 10% military surcharge
"A perfect way to show our veterans how much this community respects their service.”
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Trump sentenced to staff duty over 4-day weekend
“This is an absolute disgrace and totally bogus,” Trump said ahead of the staff duty posting at the 82nd Airborne Division.
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All Middle East wars end after student protest
“Clearly, the power of youthful idealism, some chalk, and random spray paint cannot be overestimated.”
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In wacky mix-up, IDF attacks columbia university as NYPD storms Gaza
What a freaky Friday
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Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq
American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid
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Hey you fat f*ck, join the Coast Guard!
Next step: "Alpha male" former SOF bros running Coast Guard boot camp
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus…While daddy was deployed
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Russia sends observers to Gaza to provide war crime advice
This is not 'Nam, there are rules
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VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'
"This'll fix it!", says peppy intern.
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Declutter your home by losing half your stuff while PCSing
Even if it brings you joy, it's probably out of here.
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Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted
Seriously? Another Dollar General?
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DoD introduces devil's advocate General Corps
"I'm just asking questions!"
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Marines improve Cyber skills with Microchip eating contest
Ranch and Vinegar and Salt lead in taste comparison
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Crossfit LLC wins contract to take Air Force officer fitness tests
Double Below Zone promotions expected to skyrocket
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Satanic chaplain scores 666 on combat fitness test
Presence of "Lamb having seven horns and seven eyes" unexplained
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Marine removed from White House after biting Biden's dog
Not the first time. Probably not the last.
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Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers
Appealing veterans fall under new "Department of High Energy Winners"
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Government shutdown shuts down government task force to end government shutdowns
Can you tell me how this ends?
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ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles
Just sayin' man
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