REPORT: Ukraine menaced by large threatening arrows
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Senior officers boldly echo meaningless nothings during staff meeting
HEROES CONFERENCE ROOM – In an audacious display of professional cunning and original thought, that major in the corner with the hooah-haircut just flatly agreed with the senior officer across the
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US Navy adds intense creative writing course to SEAL training
THE PENTAGON — Navy officials announced the extension of Navy SEAL training by one week, adding a grueling 40 hours of creative writing classes to the already intense selection program, Duffel
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General you don't give a shit about needs no introduction but I'll give one anyway
QUANTICO, Va. — Some random general no one even gives two shits about really needs no introduction but I'm going to give a long one anyway, says a sergeant
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Newly-promoted O-3 glad he’ll finally be taken seriously around here
SAN DIEGO, Calif. – Standing a little taller than yesterday, newly-minted Navy Lieutenant Austin Davies is reportedly thrilled that he’ll finally be taken seriously as an effective, mission-oriented professional he
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VA: Please hold. You should Hang up and just watch cat videos instead
We appreciate you holding. The VA is experiencing a higher-than-average volume of calls this week. Calls are answered in the order they are received. Someone should be able to assist
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NFL promises not to exploit new player’s service with Army Rangers
PHILADELPHIA, Pa. — The NFL has announced plans to handle the Eagles’ signing of an Army Ranger in its usual, tasteful manner, as the league indicated it would not exploit his
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Review: 'Jarhead 2' is one of top 8,000 best military movies we've ever seen
Following the military classic Jarhead, based on the book by Anthony Swofford, Jarhead 2: Things Happen In This One uses different characters but follows the original’s theme about how
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7 Hashtags the White House used to solve Major world problems
The White House has used social media very effectively in recent years. While great branding and internet savvy helped President Obama get elected, his staff has taken it up a
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Boko Haram demands 10 million Retweets in exchange for kidnapped girls
NORTHERN NIGERIA — In an attempt to remain relevant in the face of NBA race scandals and celebrity elevator brawls, Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau agreed to release his school girl
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Army NCOs told to 'check their privilege'
FORT MCCOY, Wis. — Newly minted non-commissioned officers in the Army are now being told to "check their privilege" as part of a radical new form of training that
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Sailor claiming made-up PTSD has nightmares of not receiving disability check
TAMPA, Fla. — A former sailor who left the Navy in 2011 and claimed he had post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) to the Department of Veterans Affairs soon after says he'
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Navy approves valor award for units involved in 'Godzilla' film
#490625565 / gettyimages.com WASHINGTON, DC — While enthusiastic about its participation in the latest Godzilla film, the Navy is being criticized for approving a major unit award to all who participated
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Can I interest you in joining the Navy, or perhaps pouring hot candle wax all over me?
Good afternoon, young sir, and thanks for stopping by! You may not realize it, but that moment you just walked in off the mall promenade and into this recruiting office
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This Memorial Day, Gold Star mothers can save up to 60%!
THE MALL — Memorial Day doesn't just mean the start of summer. It’s also a chance to cash in on the sacrifices in blood made by your loved
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Army welcomes AAFES-sponsored tattoo parlors, pawn shops on base
FORT BRAGG — Staff Sgt. Jamison Jackson walked into the Post Exchange after a few weeks away at Advanced Leaders’ Course and was shocked at several new outlets he found inside.
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New FOBBIT camouflage blends perfectly with gravel, plywood, and computers
AFGHANISTAN — This week, the U.S. military fields a new camouflage pattern specifically crafted for those soldiers who spend entire deployments behind Hesco barriers and out of harm's
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Staff officer crafts perfect PowerPoint slide
FORT BLISS, Texas — A howl of joyous laughter rattled the dusty windows of the 5/52 Air Defense Artillery Battalion building Tuesday as 1st. Lt. Andrew Lapp leapt from his
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Tearful Homecoming: Returning soldier surprises wife at abortion
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Kerry Stranahan went into the abortion clinic expecting a normal, run-of-the-mill vag vacuum, but ended up getting the surprise of her life when her husband, Staff Sgt.
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Latest troop deployment has Americans asking, 'who the fuck is Chad?'
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Obama last week ordered troops to Chad, after a photo of a former service member with the hashtags #recallmetoduty #tobringthegirlsback went viral, but polls indicate that
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Atheist group sues to remove all crosses from U.S. Overseas military cemeteries
NORMANDY, France – Everyone remembers the iconic opening scene in the movie Saving Private Ryan, where Matt Damon's character walks through rows and rows of crosses at the Normandy
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US intelligence finds likelihood of military revolt in Thailand 'extremely low'
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) released a new report this week claiming the likelihood of the Thai army attempting a coup d'état was incredibly low,
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CIA admits: Edward Snowden was top assassin
LANGLEY, Va. — In response to Edward Snowden's assertion that he was a spy for the U.S. government, the CIA has not only confirmed it, but added that
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Gwyneth Paltrow slams Green Beret: 'Thank you for your service'
The following is an opinion piece written by actress Gwyneth Paltrow in response to an Army green beret, who was angered by the number of followers she had on Twitter.
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11 photos that bring back the terrible horrors of war
[tps_header]Most veterans who have gone to war in Iraq and Afghanistan understand they came back changed in some way. Whether it was seeing heavy combat or the DFAC
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