Texas Roadhouse offers free Memorial Day meal for veterans who are dead inside
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Zoltar the Malignant
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Finland begs Sweden to join NATO for refer-a-friend discount
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Elon Musk offers to buy Russian Army for $100, half-empty bottle of Stoli
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Ken Burns documentary reveals the truth about Wagner
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USS Your Mother’s A Whore joins list of controversial Navy ships
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Putin sends mercenaries into Ukraine to 'get moose and squirrel'
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Elon Musk, DARPA design military-grade jockstrap for Ukrainian president’s balls
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Green Beans Coffee deploys recon teams to Ukraine to scout locations
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CIA analyst accidentally shoots Russian sub captain, XO
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Point/Counterpoint: Please stop ratfucking the MREs vs. I want M&Ms
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Biden criticized for hasty and sloppy withdrawal from War on Christmas
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Poll: Troops smoked for minor offenses happy that Air Force got off for killing kids
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US strikes deal with Taliban to recover dick drawings left behind in Afghanistan
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Pentagon mulling ban on gender-reveal combat operations
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Veggie omelet MRE came from lab, not wet market: report
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