Chelsea Manning hopes to become Senate's first openly transgender disgrace
BETHESDA, Md. — Convicted traitor Chelsea Manning has announced the start of her campaign to become the US Senate's first openly-transgender disgrace, sources confirmed this week.
Manning is also hoping to become the youngest female disgrace of a senator.
“There have been many disgraceful senators,” said political analyst Rob Tembley. “In fact, there are many serving right now. Manning, however, would be the first openly transgender one.”
Manning, best known for leaking classified information to Wikileaks, listed a number of reasons on her campaign website showing why she is qualified to be a disgrace.
A self-described "intelligence expert" after serving three years in the Army, she was reprimanded for publicly describing the interior of a SCIF. Her other military achievements include almost being discharged from boot camp, punching her supervisor in the face, flipping a table after minor corrective counseling, and being awarded the National Defense Service Medal.
In her first campaign ad,…
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