Navy intel officer gives wrong secure phone number to creepy crypto guy

Quick thinking Rebecca!

By Slab Squatthrust

When Navy Lt. Rebecca Samp was approached for her secure phone number by the ghoulish and overly assertive crypto tech from down the hall, she provided an incorrect number to ensure he’d just maybe take a hint, sources confirmed today.

The 24-year-old was on her way to the command brief early Monday morning when the incident occurred. …