Morale skyrockets after mandatory fun event canceled

NORFOLK, VA. — Morale onboard the USS Anzio (CG-68) skyrocketed today after the command's mandatory fun concert was canceled, sources report.

“We were all going to have to gather on the mess decks to watch a virtual concert,” Fire Controlman Third Class Jack Sanders said. “It was some Army band that we had to see because the XO knew someone in it. When w…