Navy selects Nintendo 64 operating system for shipboard computing

Defending against swarming carts and explosive barrels flung at ships

By As For Class

WASHINGTON — In a shocking move, the Navy has announced that it will be replacing the outdated Windows XP operating system with the beloved Nintendo 64 system on all of its ships.

“We think this will give us the best chance to defend ourselves against swarming carts and explosive barrels flung at our ships,” said Rear Adm. Jacob Goldensber…