Pentagon authorizes Bureaucratic Combat Inaction Award

They also serve, who only sit and do jack.

By Bull Winkle

WASHINGTON—The Department of Defense plans to encourage bureaucratic inaction with the creation of a medal to reward the program’s lowest achievers, sources say.

The new award comes on the heels of a trend of rising military efficiency in recent years. While that may seem to be a positive direction to anyone who actually understands efficie…