Survey finds 90% of women join military for pockets

Rampant misogyny just a nice bonus

100% pro on pockets

CRYSTAL CITY, Va. — At a conference attended mainly for the continental breakfast, the Pew Research Center announced a recent survey that finds the number one reason women join the US armed forces is the abundance of pockets.

Military women benefit from a 500% increase in pockets as compared to their civilian female counterparts. Milit…