Uh oh, Jennifer Lopez killed again in Ukraine
The world mourns again.
By Bad Lawyer
KYIV, Ukraine — Superstar Jennifer Lopez has been killed in Ukraine, again. Lopez is best known for her prestigious music and acting career and for dying during roughly 147 military deployments since Operation Desert Storm.
News of Lopez’s demise quickly spread through the American Lance Corporal underground and was confirmed by numerous Fac…
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