“If the VA disagrees, they can file an appeal that we’ll deny six years from now.”
The signature block quotes that just hit you right in the cringe bones.
"Oh my god the search history."
“We need to refocus everything we do, every day, on refreshment,” retired Lt. Gen. Arland Sanders reported to the board at his first meeting.
“I hear that Air Force systems don’t have to boot up until 0700 or 0730 most days."
When the Joint Chiefs look at Afghanistan, it’s a look that says ‘I’ll never leave you.’
“I’m practically a millionaire!” said Cpl. Brian Stokes.
Financially savvy planners have been lining up for the 'L Never.'
Officials are scrambling after soldiers at Fort Bliss rode "the blue lightning."
"$136,173 of mileage reimbursement just barely makes up for the cost of rocket fuel for the journey. Hydrazine ain’t cheap.”
The last words Osama bin Laden heard were, “Ohh, yeaaaah!”
The soldier's carelessness has taken him off the promotion list for the next cycle.
“It’s just misleading,” said the former 101st Airborne Officer who campaigned on his experience as an Army Ranger.
“Shit,” he muttered. The unemployment rate had just dropped to 6.9 percent.
“Swively rolly office chairs are a staple of the Space Force,” said Guardian Groot-Class Gaius Baltar.
“As a popular song goes, Gen. Flynn has ‘perfect imperfections,” an Army official said.
Iraq also asked the U.N. to set up a "no fly zone" over Washington, D.C.
“A guardian’s ability to learn Klingon demonstrates an aptitude to learn other languages," an official said.
“We have no metric for what success looks like,” said one high ranking officer.
“You’re beautiful. We love you. Come see me at my inauguration,” the soon-to-be-former president told the guards.
“Is this like an extra duty?” asked Senior Airman Davis McDaniels.
"I was giving Medusa a ride and accidentally looked at her and now I’m stone."
“A pardon is basically, like, it’s not guilty, you know what I mean bro?
“Planning 10-15 minutes into the future is risky and ambitious. So, it’s an aspirational goal.”
“We can’t use military power to endorse a specific regime,” said Gen. James C. McConville.
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