ClauseFic? Army to publish ‘Fifty Shades of War’ fanfic erotica

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Air Force smart bomb too clever for dumb Navy bomb

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Biden: Let the troops decide where to invade next

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Squad leader dies after first sergeant tells soldiers to ‘immolate’ good leaders

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Baby boomer jet realizes it may never be able to retire

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

MILFaceApp allows civilians to see how they would look had they served

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Pentagon circle-jerks grind to halt as coronavirus fears spread

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

DoD fields ‘Brown Star Cluster’ flare for when mission goes to shit

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

sPoOky! This soldier is going as Fort Hood for Halloween

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Celebrities devastated by lack of invitations to Marine Corps balls

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

BREAKING: You didn’t print enough copies of your orders

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

National Guard botches plan to suppress the vote

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Pentagon admits defense budgeting modeled on Hungry Hungry Hippos

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

New female body armor just pink, more expensive regular body armor

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Fort Bragg to get all energy from burn pits by 2025

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Stolen valor: Phony ‘soldier’ walking around accepting candy for his ‘service’

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

SEAL book chronicles challenge of being a SEAL without a book deal

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Military to officially replace adequate sleep with energy drinks and Adderall

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

DARPA AI can embroil US in unwinnable wars 100s of times faster than generals

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

New 6-foot Marine Corps bayonet protects against COVID-19

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid