Zyn-Monster-condom pack sells out in minutes at PX
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Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
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This Gorilla learned sign language, and immediately told everyone it went to West Point
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
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Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
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Hegseth congratulates historic last ever female to complete Best Ranger competition
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
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Soldier who doesn't care about politics ready to deter Russian-backed Chinese Iranians
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Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as 'DEI hires'
"Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?”
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Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup
"Remember that we are Army Strong, and we are Mmm Mmm Good.”
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Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks
Black mold is now able to serve openly in the barracks with no special treatment and will be judged fairly against other barracks residents.
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Lieutenant won't shut the fuck up about IPAs
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Pentagon offers Black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
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Pentagon establishes Task Force of Task Forces to address need for Task Forces
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GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects
Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded
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Theologians say God actually hates the infantry
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Duffel Blog's guide to making a horrific aviation accident about your politics
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Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire
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SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret
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Help save a Fort Carson soldier from starving this holiday season
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Ex-Army sniper prepares for potential VA healthcare cuts
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MEPS doctors say sedentary lifestyles bad for recruits’ supple bodies and soft, soft skin
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Patriotic soldier loves America so much he’s plotting to overthrow it
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