Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
"Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?”
"Remember that we are Army Strong, and we are Mmm Mmm Good.”
Black mold is now able to serve openly in the barracks with no special treatment and will be judged fairly against other barracks residents.
Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded
