Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
“All I had to do was tell them they have to wake up before 8 a.m. two days a month and that’s all it took."
The best man for the job, unit leaders say.
“Don’t add to the population and don't subtract from the population."
At least we can "monetize our mishaps," says General.
American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid
Young officer was looking for Pokemon at the time
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the Department of Defense budget gets slimmer each day, military and civilian personnel are getting creative with how to cover shortfalls. The Pentagon has already
