Marines: solving every problem with either a knife hand or C4.
Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
Battalion leadership confident spreadsheet power will deter China.
Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.
Hundreds of generals trapped at Quantico after DTS crash forced to role-play their way out.
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
General returns to find ICE in museums, POWs in Ukraine, and the Constitution on vacation.
The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded
