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Marines: solving every problem with either a knife hand or C4.

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Mattis emerges from time machine, horrified to learn Pete Hegseth is SecDef

Mattis emerges from time machine, horrified to learn Pete Hegseth is SecDef

General returns to find ICE in museums, POWs in Ukraine, and the Constitution on vacation.

Jul 21, 2025 4 min read members

ICE deports Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

ICE deports Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Jul 14, 2025 3 min read members

Noem visit to LA troops ends in gunfire, K-9 fatality

Noem visit to LA troops ends in gunfire, K-9 fatality

Jun 30, 2025 2 min read paid

US 'far behind in capabilities' being sold by retired general

US 'far behind in capabilities' being sold by retired general

The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.

Jun 2, 2025 4 min read paid

Neuralink placed in Marine crashes Pornhub

Neuralink placed in Marine crashes Pornhub

May 30, 2025 4 min read paid

Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"

May 2, 2025 4 min read paid

Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG

Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG

Apr 22, 2025 4 min read paid

Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul

Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul

Mar 7, 2025 4 min read paid

GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects

GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects

Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded

Feb 21, 2025 6 min read paid

Theologians say God actually hates the infantry

Theologians say God actually hates the infantry

Feb 14, 2025 3 min read paid

Navy Corpsman refuses to give Motrin, tourniquets

Navy Corpsman refuses to give Motrin, tourniquets

Feb 3, 2025 3 min read paid

Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire

Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire

Jan 24, 2025 4 min read paid

Local Marine recruiter fist fights Matt Gaetz over high school senior

Local Marine recruiter fist fights Matt Gaetz over high school senior

Jan 8, 2025 3 min read paid

SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret

SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret

Jan 6, 2025 4 min read paid

Marines honor J.D. Vance by bronzing locker they shoved him in during service

Marines honor J.D. Vance by bronzing locker they shoved him in during service

Dec 2, 2024 2 min read paid

MEPS doctors say sedentary lifestyles bad for recruits’ supple bodies and soft, soft skin

MEPS doctors say sedentary lifestyles bad for recruits’ supple bodies and soft, soft skin

Nov 8, 2024 3 min read paid

Marines allowed to use Knife Hands as voter identification

Marines allowed to use Knife Hands as voter identification

Nov 1, 2024 4 min read paid

Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony sorts recruits into military branches

Annual Sorting Cover Ceremony sorts recruits into military branches

Oct 31, 2024 3 min read paid

Lance corporal fears the worst now that his duty relief is 5 minutes late

Lance corporal fears the worst now that his duty relief is 5 minutes late

Oct 28, 2024 3 min read paid