Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine
President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’
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Saudi crown prince gifts Trump solid gold bone saw
Kingdom's sharp diplomatic gesture cuts through red tape and flesh
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Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
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US invades Venezuela after discovering massive stores of 'big booty Latinas'
Recruiting offices report record surge in male applicants aged 13 to 97
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Trump recalls Jan 6ers to D.C.
This marks the first time a cosplay militia has been federally activated by executive order
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ICE partners with Taliban to round up Afghan interpreters
Under the agreement, the Taliban will offer “on-the-ground expertise” in displacing and shattering the lives of former allies.
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Trump gets Greenland in blockbuster three-way trade with Spain
Trade deadline shocker shakes up NATO division standings
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Taliban to probe allegations of fair treatment of women
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Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
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Mike Flynn appointed Special Envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks
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The pros and cons of a Russian propagandist serving as Director of National Intelligence
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NORTHCOM assures Canada new OPLAN Crimson just 'fun thought experiment'
"It’s just a fun little thought experiment for our planners to get some practice.”
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North Korean soldier given sharpie for first time draws penis
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North Korean troops stunned by luxurious lifestyle of Russian counterparts
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Russian Army implements mandatory 'bring your child to work' program
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Ukraine war victims glad Americans voted their conscience
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Command and Staff students excited to wargame upcoming civil war
"No one gets to launch tactical nukes at Philadelphia until they’re 100% complete on annual training.”
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Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with Honor Flight to New York
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Iran threatens Israel with 'Updog' weapon
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