Naval Academy graduate prefers to masturbate with his class ring
WASHINGTON — Navy Lt. Roger Johnson prefers to masturbate with his class ring, the 2011 graduate of the US Naval Academy recently admitted to friends. And Johnson is not alone.
A recent poll of military service academy graduates found that 98% of male and almost 73% of female alumni masturbate with their class rings. Military leadership is calling the results "surprising."
The survey, published by the Military Times, finds that the large majority of officers who received their commission from one of the three service colleges, admit they use their class rings to masturbate. A staggering 68% report they are unable to achieve an orgasm without it.
“It just feels right,” Johnson said. “To have the two most precious things in my world in my hand at the same time is really special.”
This comes as shocking news to military health experts and psychologists alike — as well as anyone who has ever shaken an Academy grad's hand.
“Many of the young men and women are turned on by how great they think t…
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