Trump orders 'every swinging dick' to attend transgender training
TAMPA, Fla. — President Donald Trump confirmed during a trip to Central Command that he is moving forward with new integration training for transgender servicemen and women.
"I want every swinging dick to get their asses into this training," he said to soldiers and airmen in a short speech on the base. "No one is pulling out, let me tell you."
He went on to offer more details, and addressed a common concern raised by active-duty troops.
"Transgender training does not mean you are being trained to be transgender, ladies and gentlemen, or whatever you identify as," Trump said. "I can tell you for certain right now, and trust me on this, that if you like your penis, you can keep it."
According to a senior defense official, the Pentagon will soon rollout the new pronouns of "Mir" and "Sa'am" for junior troops to address officers who identify outside of the gender they were born with. Though interestingly enough, the Trump administration has so far not specified which term would be applied to …
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