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Oct 05, 2022
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GLENMORE ROAD ARMORY, TROY, NEW YORK — Many have tried to unseat him as the reigning champion, but Spc. Maxwell Baker has managed to retain a world record time for "gay chicken" for the past several years, sources confirmed today.

Baker, an infantryman with the 42nd Infantry Division, currently holds a record of holding his bearing over two years, four m…

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