This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Bowe Bergdahl to open Escape Room franchise outside Fort Bragg
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Controversial soldier Bowe Bergdahl is jumping into the world of small business ownership, opening a new Escape Room location in the luxurious city of Fayetteville, sources confirmed today.
Bergdahl's Escape Room franchise will feature an Afghanistan-themed environment, including Hesco barriers, piss-tubes, and a complimentary actor masturbating danger-close to your cot.
Participants will battle toxic command climates, delusions of grandeur, and existential struggles for the meaning of life, according to the official press release.
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