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Situation Report
Congress sets voting, gun ownership, drinking and enlistment age at sixteen
WASHINGTON — Politicians celebrated after Congress voted today to lower the age a person can join the military, own a weapon, and drink thirty cans of Keystone Light before staggering to a voting booth.
The new cutoff is sixteen, allowing wasted high-school sophomores to participate in and die for American democracy.
“Just imagine the thrill of a sixteen year-old teenage person who is now an adult participating in our wonderful Democratic Party — err, our democratic voting process,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.).
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