Lance corporal asks squad leader to step aside for the good of the country
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
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President who dropped Afghans from sky asks why you thought Gaza pier would go any better
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Marines who jerked off in porta-potty welcome newborn chemical monster on Father’s Day
“We’re still not sure how this happened, but why question the miracle of life?”
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Navy announces USS Hamid Karzai International Airport as second ship in new Despair-class
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Iranian president witnesses firepower of fully armed and operational Jewish space laser
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Marines surveyed about quality of life agree they would like some
Maybe just basic human rights and toasters in the barracks?
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Retired 4-stars occupy campus of Marine Corps University
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Fort Liberty to solve trash problem with innovative 'burn pit' program
GWOT proven tactic no part of the war on trash
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Department of Defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'
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Secretary Austin awarded new “Sick Call Ranger” tab
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New Year's resolutions for the Services
Yeah, we know we're late. It was a rough New Year's party.
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Bipartisanship! Congress funds monument to all the allies it’s screwed over
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Zelensky to congressional leaders: "May you live forever"
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Commandant to resume duties after ground-fighting Satan, inspecting Heaven's Marines
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