Report: Venezuela strike ordered after maduro ‘failed weight standards’
Defense secretary reportedly cites ‘global lack of standards’ as destabilizing force
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P.J. O’Leary is a ginger and a retired Army first sergeant who enjoys black coffee, axe throwing, and an uncomfortable amount of internet trolling.
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Pentagon says US has ‘turned a corner’ in war on America
Insurgents reportedly retreating into suburbs to secure oat milk supplies
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Handwritten ‘no girls aloud’ sign spotted outside Joint Chiefs’ treehouse
Sources confirm women still permitted in actual Pentagon, for now
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Hegseth sets record for largest military D&D campaign ever
Hundreds of generals trapped at Quantico after DTS crash forced to role-play their way out.
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Leaked agenda outlines schedule for generals’ meeting at Quantico
Generals brace for height/weight checks, essay contests, and trial by combat
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Hegseth congratulates historic last ever female to complete best Ranger competition
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
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New department of Gov. Efficiency seeks majors and staff NCOs as military liaisons
The new agency is seeking military-grade efficiency.
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Hegseth announces new $HARP program to combat military sexual assault
The 2025 Pay Harassers and Assault Reporters Plenty program is coming soon.
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Trump vows revenge on Milley by again making him chairman of Joint Chiefs
Milley will be the first officer in U.S. history to serve two non-consecutive terms as the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
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Wife of deployed soldier endorses Jody for Congress
"We all hear horror stories about Jody and Dear John letters, but I saw this on a campaign ad. I mean, what the fuck?”
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Walz stops rally to tell sleepy attendee to stand up in the back
"Hey, hero, stand up and get to the back of the hall! God dang!"
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Zyn, Rip It sponsor first enlisted VP debate
"Who better to sponsor this historic debate than these two powerhouses of enlisted life?”
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Biden to start POTUS-themed coffee company
Say hello to "Malarkey Joe's"
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Army sniper school tests portable sloping roofs
“This is honestly the biggest game changer since night vision,” said Capt. Ryan Kowalski, commander of the Army Sniper School.
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Winning Army touchdown downgraded to field goal after brigade S-1 review
A cadet rating a field goal? No way.
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Trump wants Eddie Gallagher 'to do that watermelon-smash thing' at White House
WASHINGTON — According to Pentagon officials, President Donald Trump continued to express his unwavering support for controversial Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher today by inviting him to "do that watermelon smashing
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Supreme Court overturns Army tattoo policy
Stay in your lane.
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Soldier gets best MRE in box without cheating
Mmm hmm, sure he did.
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Russian veteran-owned vodka company expects record profits this year
Wonder where they got that idea.
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Russian soldier excited to lose war in disgrace like his father did
Keeping tradition alive.
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Army commissions first CrossFit chaplain
Dead lifting his way to Heaven.
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Pentagon deletes Afghanistan photos following ugly breakup
Girl, you can do so much better.
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Dick Cheney appears younger following death of Colin Powell
You decide, stake or WMD.
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Taliban fighters launch hit YouTube series unpacking seized U.S. equipment
Let's unpack some fun!
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National Guard commander impressed with how much Taliban accomplished in a single weekend
Why can't you be more like the Taliban?
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