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Alien Presents F-35 as Proof of Intelligent Life To Homeworld Government
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Alien Presents F-35 as Proof of Intelligent Life To Homeworld Government

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A Glorpidonian engineer puzzles over airworthiness of the rudimentary F35 Lightning

ANDROMEDA GALAXY — Uproar broke out on planet Glorpidon IV yesterday as an extraglorrestrial visitor to Earth arrived back on his home planet, proudly presenting an F-35 Lightning fighter jet as undeniable proof that intelligent life exists beyond the stars.

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