Alien Presents F-35 as Proof of Intelligent Life To Homeworld Government
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A Glorpidonian engineer puzzles over airworthiness of the rudimentary F35 Lightning
ANDROMEDA GALAXY — Uproar broke out on planet Glorpidon IV yesterday as an extraglorrestrial visitor to Earth arrived back on his home planet, proudly presenting an F-35 Lightning fighter jet as undeniable proof that intelligent life exists beyond the stars.
The alien, known in his native tongue as Zarblax, claimed to have obtained the state-of-the-art aircraft just lying around during a visit to Earth, an unimpressive planet orbiting Sol in the boonies of the Milky Way.
Zarblax addressed the High Council of Glorpidon IV in a press conference that left planetary leaders both bewildered and skeptical.
"Behold, my fellow citizens. Today I bring you not only proof of semi-intelligent craftsmen nearby, but the pinnacle of their alien military technology!" Zarblax exclaimed, gesticulating dramatically toward the F-35. "While technologically rudimentary and slightly embarrassing, this is the smoking gun you've b…
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