Bored US Navy considering starting some shit with dolphins

Who is the chicken of the sea now?

By BYOBooyah

PENTAGON – On the heels of long conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan, neither of which involved enemy sea power, the U.S. Navy is on the hunt for a new adversary. Multiple sources within the Department of Defense indicate that American warships may soon be setting their sights on the world’s dolphin population.

Though American forces rarely targ…