Duffel Blog

Share this post
Hillary Clinton buys Gulfstream G500 at 35% interest to show solidarity with military
www.duffelblog.com

Hillary Clinton buys Gulfstream G500 at 35% interest to show solidarity with military

Ratrace
Sep 25, 2016
Share this post
Hillary Clinton buys Gulfstream G500 at 35% interest to show solidarity with military
www.duffelblog.com

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton purchased a Gulfstream G500 at 35% interest from a used aircraft dealer on Sunday to show that she really understands how the troops live and most importantly, how they spend, sources confirmed.

“We advised her to go with a Dodge Charger but it just didn’t seem right to her," said Jennifer Palmieri, a communications manager for the Clinton campaign. “She needed something that would really grab the headlines and relate to the spend-happy habits of our young service members.”

During a recent visit to the Fort Bragg Army installation, Clinton addressed a group of soldiers who urged her to do more to connect with the veteran community.

“Well for one thing, I’m basically married to a philandering dependent waiting and hoping that I advance in rank, ya know, to President," Clinton said, indicating that she understood the plight of troops who are stuck married to dependopotamuses who, in addition to eating their way through …

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Duffel Blog to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
Previous
Next
© 2023 Duffel Blog LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start WritingGet the app
Substack is the home for great writing

Our use of cookies

We use necessary cookies to make our site work. We also set performance and functionality cookies that help us make improvements by measuring traffic on our site. For more detailed information about the cookies we use, please see our privacy policy. ✖