Biden asks grandkids what cyber-measures would work best against Russia

Thank God for Gen Z.

By Cobra Commander

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Joe Biden abruptly excused himself from a Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) decision brief on Monday morning to call his grandkids from the hallway to ask what cyber-measures should be employed against Russia, sources confirmed today.

“Hey, Natalie, how’s it going? How’s soccer going? Ye…