Private uses Biden’s open door policy

That escalated quickly.

By Whiskey Fueled Tirade

WASHINGTON — The hellish shrieks of a million non-commissioned officers could be heard across the globe after Army Pvt. Kyle Stumpf broke established tradition and used the Commander-in-Chief’s open-door policy, sources confirmed today.

“Stumpf said he wanted to speak with the commander after I made him do push-ups for losing his …