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By Whiskey Fueled Tirade
WASHINGTON — The hellish shrieks of a million non-commissioned officers could be heard across the globe after Army Pvt. Kyle Stumpf broke established tradition and used the Commander-in-Chief’s open-door policy, sources confirmed today.
“Stumpf said he wanted to speak with the commander after I made him do push-ups for losing his …
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