Space Force finally outgrows ‘terrible twos’
The Air Force is certainly relieved.
THE PENTAGON — After organizing the Space Force’s moon-themed 3rd birthday party, an exhausted and disheveled Air Force expressed optimism that the worst of Space Force’s behavior was now in the past.
“I’ll admit, raising a new branch has been harder than expected,” said Air Force. “He’ll never eat the budget I give him, and he is always on his screens i…
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