Strippers mobilize in support of US troop deployment to Europe

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By Bull Winkle

RZESZOW-JASIONKA, Poland — The U.S. is doubling down on defending NATO by deploying one of its newest force enhancements, a company of skilled exotic dancers.

The arrival of the Army’s first Expeditionary Exotic Dancer Company (EEDC) gives the U.S. commitment to European security added flexibility and glitter.

Maj. Terry Wilson of Headquarte…