Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings
So much more effective than policy changes.

By Addison Blu
THE PENTAGON — With so many Thoughts and Prayers being sent to the victims and families of near-weekly mass shootings in the United States, The Troops are now suffering a shortage of their most valuable commodity, sources confirmed today.
“When we ran out of Thoughts and Prayers, we immediately tapped into our strategic reserves of Likes an…
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