HOLLYWOOD — The new trailer for Afghanistan 17: Back to Kandahar, the latest installment of America Studios long-running Afghan war franchise, has been met with disapproval by many critics. Studio officials
KABUL, Afghanistan — Sixteen years after Sept. 11, 2001, a soldier deployed to Afghanistan is avenging the devastating terrorist attacks of that day by handing out 100-dollar bills to corrupt contractors
NEW YORK, N.Y. — As the 16th anniversary of the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks begins, many military members throughout the world are taking time out of their day to
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THE BARRACKS — An anonymous newsletter recently posted in the barracks is starting to make the rounds on social media and states veterans should attend four-year universities because co-eds totally want
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — The Southern Poverty Law Center has announced it would include prominent American veterans' organizations American Legion and Veterans of Foreign Wars in its listing of hate groups,
[tps_header] If you served in the Global War on Terror, you know the long war is known for a couple of things: Shadowy enemies, fighting bad guys with shifting
CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — That one guy in your unit with a "9/11 Never Forget" on the back of his Jeep is definitely black out drunk right now
MOBILE, Ala. — There’s no question that patriotic Americans love the military, but local man Custer Laramie puts just about everyone to shame. From the huge “If You Won’t
KABUL — Afghanistan is telling friends that it has decided to break up with long-time boyfriend Freedom. “We’ve endured enough,” sources say the burka-clad beauty told gal-pals. Neighbors say the
FORT STEWART, Ga. — Master Sgt. Rollie Jenkins, a wheeled-vehicle mechanic by training, told his soldiers again today that he would destroy boxer Floyd "Money" Mayweather in a martial
WASHINGTON — Legislation introduced by Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) failed to pass on Wednesday that would have effectively ended the war in Afghanistan and the bombing of at least six other
CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — After President Trump's order to the Pentagon to bar transgender people from military service, one company first sergeant is pushing back, by using gender-neutral pronouns.
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. — An atheist Navy SEAL who practices CrossFit and built his own gaming PC hasn't told anyone about his vaping habit, sources confirmed today. According to
SOMEWHERE UNDERGROUND — A local conspiracy theorist believes that the recent events around the world are "just the beginning," sources have confirmed. "Things are about to kick off,
MANAMA, Bahrain — A sailor onboard the USS Truxton acted like a total weirdo by waiting until after watch to masturbate, sources confirmed today. Operational Specialist 3rd Class Jack Winter finished
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. — The median age of doctors working at Military Entrance Processing Facilities has dropped to 97 years old, a new study shows. The drastic change in the median
WASHINGTON — A recent Department of Defense study on infantry units revealed that gender-integrated units smelled 237% better than non-integrated units. “We set out to measure combat effectiveness of course, but
RANDOLPH AFB — The U.S. Air Force announced last week that, in order to restore its readiness, 100% of captains would be promoted to major, except for you, asshole. Despite
WASHINGTON — The Trump administration's long-awaited South Asia strategy includes plans to build a wall along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan, sources confirmed today. The wall is expected
THE PENTAGON — Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. David Goldfein revealed during the service's 70th birthday party today that the service was planning to retire sometime in the
WASHINGTON — Senior Navy leaders announced that sailors would no longer be forced to work 100 hours per week, and instead would work at least 168 per week, sources confirmed today.
WASHINGTON, D.C., A.D. 3017 — A team of archeologists examining the ancient ruins of a temple known as “The Pentagon” have discovered fascinating remnants of a now-extinct society focused
WASHINGTON — The international nuclear feud between President Donald Trump and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un will soon culminate in the last remaining non-military option, with both taking part in
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