Coast Guard commissions new cutter 'Ashton Kutcher'
The hero of the shallow seas finally gets his due.
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Cops mistake Army patrol base for homeless camp
MRE trash was everywhere and they were digging holes.
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Navy relieves itself of command
It's about time.
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Space Force sends recruiters to Buzz Lightyear premiere
To your cubicle, and beyond!
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Staff ride ends in tears after promised stop for ice cream canceled
Someone needs a nap.
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Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings
So much more effective than policy changes.
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Russian veteran-owned vodka company expects record profits this year
Wonder where they got that idea.
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Pentagon drops yards, adopts NATO standard 1000-meter stare
Look a little further into the void.
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Latrine artist hits creative block
A cock block?
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Commandant awards personal-pan pizza to each Marine who reads a book
Books on tape don't count.
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USMC soldier wins congressional metal of honor
It's about damn time, God bless America.
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Raytheon wins $500 million contract to provide naval academy with bigger, greasier pole
Slick move.
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Texas Roadhouse offers free Memorial Day meal for veterans who are dead inside
We can't give you back your youth, but have some wings.
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Duffel Blog's tips on how to pretend you’re not having fun on Memorial Day
Stop. Smiling.
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New Memorial Day poll: Americans grateful for good food, cheap stuff
National pool opening day, according to most citizens.
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Inside the push to create SEALs for the Space Force
Get ready for a unit of burly galactic spartans.
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Country that doesn’t commit war crimes alarmed by Russian war crimes
From a mountain of moral high ground
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Finland granted VIP access to club NATO
A vast drink list and collective defense at reasonable prices.
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Opinion: I call you ‘sir’ but that doesn’t mean I respect you, sir
How about a middle finger salute?
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Finland begs Sweden to join NATO for refer-a-friend discount
Refer and you shall receive.
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Moscow: If Ukraine kills 1 more Russian general, next will be free
Better than a free foot long!
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Duffel Blog obtains top secret Russian military files
Russia’s military is apparently as leaky as SCOTUS
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New, quiet lieutenant in unit 'definitely' CID: Report
Definitely sus.
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Ukrainian farmer makes off with entire Russian victory day parade
Chin up, at least the tanks are moving.
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US Army officers wonder why Ukrainians don't just change status from amber to green
It works here.
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