Top Marine enlisted leader tells grunts in foxhole at least they're 'not in the Navy'
Could be worse!
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Traffic cone promoted to 1st Sgt
A hell of a leader, Army officials say.
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General wakes up in middle of the night wondering if he left troops in Afghanistan
Phone, keys, wallet, troops?
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Nation’s best intelligence analysts assess this coronavirus thing may get bad
Ruh roh.
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Eddie Gallagher’s top 5 defense tips for Russians accused of war crimes
"I know how to own a courtroom."
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Joint Chiefs clean out Pentagon offices in anticipation of first female service chief
We are going to need bigger boxes.
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Elon Musk offers to buy Russian Army for $100, half-empty bottle of Stoli
Now that's a steal.
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Ken Burns documentary reveals the truth about Wagner
Consider our minds blown.
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War in Ukraine, by the numbers
Troops in Europe consume 105,000 cans of dip a day.
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Congress launches joint select committee to gut-check virility of US military
Unmasculine activities in the armed forces are out
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Russian warship honors Ukrainian request to go fuck itself
It took a while but it finally happened.
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Russian navy invades bottom of black sea
The unprovoked attack on the sea floor surprised analysts.
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Army physical therapist prescribes simple 6-hour stretching regimen, four times a day
Easy enough.
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Army to amputate soldiers' hands to prevent use of pockets
High five!
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USS Your Mother’s A Whore joins list of controversial Navy ships
Still better than those Civil War losers.
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Veteran grandfather only mildly excited grandson decided to join Coast Guard
Smattering of applause.
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'Til Valhalla' may not apply to Marine who died masturbating in porta-potty
It was a close call.
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Russian soldier excited to lose war in disgrace like his father did
Keeping tradition alive.
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15,000 dead after longest Russian drill weekend ever
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Aww snap! JAG thinks of perfect defense right after client convicted
It happens to the best of us.
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April Fools! Russia admits it may have gone too far in ‘friendly prank’ on Ukraine
Ha. Ha. Ha.
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Putin says Russia has 'turned a corner' in Ukraine
It was only a matter of time.
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Ukrainian drone dreams of growing up to be US drone
It is the American dream.
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Russian military denied 'need-to-know' on Russian war
He is not in the circle of trust.
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Military upset real war is distracting from possible war
Eyes on the prize gents.
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