Russian armored division destroyed by soldier’s 20th leg tuck
Leg tucks increase lethality. It's science.
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AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works
“I can never find my subordinates anymore."
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Officer leaves job in military-industrial complex for the wedding-industrial complex
America's two most enduring industries.
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Space Force bans moon landings after discovering rare species of lunar tortoise
This is a huge setback
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Lockheed unveils '6th-Generation fighter for the middle class'
Finally an aircraft for the Average Joe.
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Marine Corps forgets mother’s day gift for Navy AGAIN and it’s fine, forget it, never mind
Is a call too much to ask for?
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Gender reveal mine announces Navy's next ship will be a dud
Congratulations, dad!
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Bubble-leveling leads to record number of table-slaps at joint commanders conference
More than 400 slaps in a single day.
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Interactive military museum exhibit invites patrons to poop like the troops
Lessons in tactical crapping
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Air Force debuts new mission statement: 'Airpower in 30 minutes or it’s free'
Eat that, near-peer competitor Domino’s
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1st Sergeant shocked to realize he’s been yelling this whole time
Is this why my wife left me?
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The Army's long-range strike vision is stupid vs so is your mom
By Gen. Timothy Ray and Gen. James McConville
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DoD adopts new 'winning isn't everything' motto
We did our best, Pentagon leaders said.
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No one at the bar can tell if Coast Guard guy is stealing valor
"Do they have rifles? I thought they used harpoons.”
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Pentagon celebrates its military children with gifts of lifelong therapy and alcoholism
We are giving them the two things we know they will need.
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Taliban wonders who will inadvertently fund operations after US leaves
Oof.
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Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
Don't say “Oorah” or “yut”
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Ghislaine Maxwell moved to VA hospital parking lot to await trial
"We expect her to be well-taken care of.”
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Army says generals can substitute two-minute plank in lieu of victory in Afghanistan
None have done it so far.
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FDA authorizes Crayola vaccine for Marines
"The results were just off-the-charts."
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Radio Shack manager refuses to give National Guard general time off for drill
Gen. Williams couldn't find anyone to cover him.
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Capitol rioters demand military discount on prison sentences
Ya got a vet discount?
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White House under fire over Major Biden promotion to lieutenant colonel
Critics are barking mad.
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3 eggs found, 18 lieutenants lost at base Easter egg hunt
Like an Easter miracle
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Soldiers evicted from barracks to protect endangered black mold species
Don't worry, the mold is safe.
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