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Soldier Who Just Graduated Boot Camp Writes '18 Things You Should Know About Army Life' At BuzzFeed

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Russia Issues Terror Alert For 'Moose And Squirrel'

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Army Officer Beaten In Super Bowl Commercial Backlash

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Hagel Caught Cheating On Defense Secretary Proficiency Exam

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Budweiser Purchases Naming Rights To Arlington National Cemetery

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Sergeant Major Petulantly Orders West Point Grad To Use More Big Words

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Marine Commandant Hosts Book Burning At 8th & I

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The 5 Most-Happening Military Spring Break Destinations

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Sergeant Major Goes On Rampage After Office Equipment Refuses To Obey

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EOD: We take too long to respond because screw you

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Gen. Amos Nervously Awaiting Results Of Career Board

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