
Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”
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Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
“I was told to be here at 1400, so I showed up."
“All I had to do was tell them they have to wake up before 8 a.m. two days a month and that’s all it took."
The best man for the job, unit leaders say.
“Don’t add to the population and don't subtract from the population."
At least we can "monetize our mishaps," says General.
American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid