4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
We’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.
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Army
Hey, someone has to write the PowerPoint for the war.
Guardsman solves horse-sized duck vs. duck-sized horses field problem
The barracks room debate is over, thanks to the National Guard.
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Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades
"It turns out that the mysterious meat served in DFACs was not the ‘Grade-H beef’ we claimed."
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Opinion: This page maliciously left blank
You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal.
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Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”
"A profound betrayal of all men and women that put on the uniform.”
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Lieutenant not sure why he’s in this meeting
“I was told to be here at 1400, so I showed up."
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Army judge rules E-4 mafia has immunity for official acts
Boosting E-4s fits in the judge's personal agenda she calls “Specialists First!”
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Army sniper school tests portable sloping roofs
“This is honestly the biggest game changer since night vision,” said Capt. Ryan Kowalski, commander of the Army Sniper School.
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'We don't want you anyway!' Army launches reverse psychology recruiting campaign
“Most teens these days are too fat, stupid, and substance-addled to even be suitable for service,” said Staff Sergeant Simona Oppf.
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Ukraine war funding reduced to single CFC donation code
CFC sources report that even as little as $5 a paycheck can make a big difference in giving Ukrainians the additional 150,000 troops they need.
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Army debuts AI-powered NCOs to help with manpower crisis
“Now leave requests and sick call notifications can be declined without delay,” said General Randy George.
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Coffee company owner begins new career as Special Forces soldier
The transition from barista to elite soldier has not been without its hiccups.
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Army falls short of robot recruiting goal
"This robot generation is different. No work ethic. No value for service," complained one recruiter.
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Army issues burlap sacks of grain as new retention bonus
“Excuse me? I’m getting what for reenlisting?”
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National Guard breaks up college protest by throwing enlistment flyers at crowd
“All I had to do was tell them they have to wake up before 8 a.m. two days a month and that’s all it took."
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Creepiest NCO selected as unit SHARP rep
The best man for the job, unit leaders say.
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SMA’s weekend safety brief at GITMO deemed 'cruel and unusual'
“Don’t add to the population and don't subtract from the population."
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Army to host next SWCS change of command ceremony on OnlyFans
At least we can "monetize our mishaps," says General.
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Has your child joined the Army? You may be entitled to compensation
Does your child wear a backpack to the mall? Someone owes you money
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Experts agree: ‘The sound of freedom’ is actually tinnitus
3M CEO: 'Tinnitus is patriotism and vice versa.'
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Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq
American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid
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2nd Lt. Who locked up chief Warrant officer 5 commended for finding elusive chief Warrant officer 5
Young officer was looking for Pokemon at the time
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Fauci admits military decision making process not based on science
"Unsurprised" Tucker Carlson recommends tanning taint instead
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Soldier wrestles with starting a profile on LinkedIn or OnlyFans
One is rife with costumes and masturbation, the other has naked pictures
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Army introduces 'cereal for dinner' DFAC program
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
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