Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs
"The supplier increased the cost by 145%."
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The Pentagon
Five sides, zero accountability
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Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as 'DEI hires'
"Recruiting an entire regiment based only on skin color? What were we thinking?”
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DoD establishes strategic porn reserve after Canada threatens to disable PornHub
Now our warfighters won’t lose access to the lube that keeps the Defense Department grinding.
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Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup
"Remember that we are Army Strong, and we are Mmm Mmm Good.”
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Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks
Black mold is now able to serve openly in the barracks with no special treatment and will be judged fairly against other barracks residents.
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Hegseth punishes himself with extra set of 47 pushups for leaking war plans
"Accountability has been my watchword from day one, and my little boo-boo is no exception,” he said.
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The Trump Administration also accidentally texted us its war plans
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Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment
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Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
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Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans
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TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives
"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.
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Pentagon offers Black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
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Pentagon establishes Task Force of Task Forces to address need for Task Forces
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Hegseth’s top tips on using the Warrior Ethos to abandon allies and warfighters
Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality.
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Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
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Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
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DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy
“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”
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Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief
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