The Pentagon

TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives

"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.

Hegseth’s top tips on using the Warrior Ethos to abandon allies and warfighters

Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality.

Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week

Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training

DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy

“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”

Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief

'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person

Author of DoD AI policy clearly going through breakup with AI girlfriend

Hegseth vows to implement new 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell' drinking policy

Pentagon says it can't obey orders to attack fellow Americans at current funding levels

New Department of Gov. Efficiency seeks majors and staff NCOs as military liaisons

Hegseth announces new $HARP program to combat military sexual assault

Biden assures Ukrainians new aid package is for their freedom and totally not f-you to Trump

“Just in time before peace breaks out!” Biden declared. “Maybe.”

DoD prepares brief for incoming SECDEF Pete Hegseth on who the fuck Pete Hegseth is

Senator Tuberville puts hold on Veterans Day