The people who are still mad about their DD-214 font size
Every generation agrees: yours ruined everything.
He may still join the military, but only after his mom gets back from Bingo.
“He screamed that tipping was socialism and threw a can of creamed corn at the nearest enlisted kid.”
Pete Hegseth demands designs that are ‘super fucking lethal.’
Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones.
Looking for a fresh start in a foreign land? We've got you covered.
“If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.”
Porn star spreading word, legs as required
“People may have been evacuated by soldiers, but they don’t have to eat like them."
