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Midrats not fucking around tonight

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PACIFIC OCEAN — As the off-going 12 to 4 watch passed through the galley on board the USS Bulkeley (DDG-84) and the 4 to 8 watch just came on duty, sources confirmed the mid-rats were indeed, on fucking point this time.

“Mozzarella sticks, corn dogs, and chicken fingers perfectly crispy, it’s like a dream come true,” witnesses said, adding that there were, oh my God, all the condiments filled, as well as more than enough napkins and clean utensils.

“I am in flavor heaven right now. I just spent four straight hours waiting for this moment and by golly it lived up to the hype,” one sailor told reporters on condition of anonymity.

Other personnel indicated that — bless the Holy Fucking Ghost of late night snack attack — they have melted cheese in a bowl by the fries.

“This is the greatest day of my life,” another sailor said, before heading off to her rack still thinking about the perfectly-grilled cheeseburger she had just digested.

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10 Comments

  1. Except at the end of the fiscal year, the food – especially midrats – aboard Nimitz-class carriers was abysmal back in the day. It was horrible even in the 1st class mess.

  2. For me, midrats was always stale bread with cold overboiled hot dogs and a piece of cheese stuck to the bread. Sometimes we didn’t even get the hot dogs.

  3. 1/8 was the east coast air alert battalion in 1980 when the Mariel boat-lift started, we were sent to Key West to help handle the influx of Cubans that were getting away from Castro. When we arrived at NAS KW, we were shocked to find beer machines that were full and worked in the barracks that were rooms and not open squad-bays, and a chow hall that threw down the grub, especially mid-rats. When we embarked on the Newport later that year for a NATO/MED we discovered the real Navy.

  4. In 6 months i could count the number of times we had something that wasnt canned ravioli on one hand.

  5. In 6 months i could count the number of times we had something that wasnt canned ravioli on one hand.

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