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7 chief Warrant officers who are actually just coffee mugs

7 chief Warrant officers who are actually just coffee mugs

We all know chief warrant officers to be the seasoned, technical professionals of America's armed services. But every now and again, we find ourselves wandering over to the chief's desk only to be met by an inanimate, stained coffee mug. Here are seven of our favorite chief warrant officers who are actually just coffee mugs.

1. CWO3 Byron Johnson

We thought CWO3 Johnson was a supply systems technician based out of Ft. Bragg, but it turns out he is just a coffee mug.

2. CWO2 Antonio McCarthy

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