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Hollywood Complaint Center to eliminate inaccuracies in military and war movies
Service members who have never deployed, this is your time to let them know what they got wrong.
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Codered
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It’s time for every groundbreaking ceremony ever
Ceremony is 1500, showtime is 0800
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Tony
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Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials
You can't steal what you can't see
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Robin Berger
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Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
 • Bad Lawyer
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Critics warn National Guard lacks exit strategy for presidential inauguration
 • Paul J. O’Leary
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Hundreds dead after Air Force dining facility runs out of truffles, wagyu beef
 • Whiskey Fueled Tirade
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77 years after D-Day, 97 year-old veteran finally awarded letter of reprimand
 • W.E. Linde
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15,000 dead after longest Russian drill weekend ever
 • Cat Astronaut
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Afghanistan Commission identifies exact PowerPoint slide that lost War
 • Duffel Blog Staff
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Soldier wrestles with starting a profile on LinkedIn or OnlyFans
One is rife with costumes and masturbation, the other has naked pictures
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As for Class
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Is the bot you matched with on Tinder only with you for your TS clearance?
Here's nine ways to tell.
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BYOBooyah
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Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already
Stop talkin' and start doin'
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Gray Sea Liu
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Kids’ Choice Awards names War on Terror 'Coolest War for Kids'
Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention
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Cat Astronaut
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Navy rams ___ into ___ in show of force to near peers
Not at all like when ___ hit ___ and the ___ got relieved for ___ the junior ___
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As for Class
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Fort Liberty to solve trash problem with innovative 'burn pit' program
GWOT proven tactic no part of the war on trash
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
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Navy to increase recruitment by lowering enlistment standards for foreign spies
Secretary of Navy Del Toro "proud to see policy reflect reality."
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The Dirty Lt
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Toxic Major looking forward to being toxic Lieutenant Colonel
"It's a new layer of inferiors to abuse!"
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As for Class
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'Just an exercise,' says USAF of ominous, ancient Egyptian-style gate erected ahead of eclipse
Families encouraged "to cower before the searing Judgment to come.”
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W.E. Linde
Putin blames Ukraine for Baltimore bridge collapse
Putin likely correct, but many Americans concerned that DEI attacked the bridge
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Gray Sea Liu
In Controversial Ruling, Supreme Court Deems Enlisted Members 'People'
Thomas lone dissent, "Enlisted force lacks sufficient finances to be 'people'"
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Ironic Major
Army Introduces 'Cereal for Dinner' DFAC Program
Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".
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Clay Beyersdorfer
Arlington replaces confederate statue with statue of interracial gay troops kissing
Super gay statue replaces replaces thick, triumphant Confederate shaft
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Robin Berger
Chief reprimanded for professional and appropriate relationship with junior Sailor
MCPON: "This will not stand"
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Gray Sea Liu
'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army
Polls indicate youth may not like mold-choked barracks, food insecurity.
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W.E. Linde
Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold
Absence of broken furniture thrown from third deck an added bonus
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Bad Lawyer
West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok
Previous changes to mission statement ignored, like most staff work.
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Bull Winkle
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