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Government shutdown grounds black helicopter operations near Alex jones' home

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Thanks to these shitty budget cuts, I almost never get blown anymore

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Army Corps of engineers cap off 'old faithful' during government shutdown

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Naval Academy stops paying teachers, encourages tribal knowledge

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

BREAKING: Navy SEALs capture terrorist in Somalia, or kill him, or shit we don't know

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Bashar Al-Assad to receive Nobel peace prize

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Drug incidents, morale skyrockets after Army halts urinalysis due to government shutdown

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Army runs out of red tape

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Obama's pick for DHS chief tied to right-wing radicals who returned from Iraq, Afghanistan

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Pentagon mandates suicide prevention briefings for Afghan troops

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

EOD soldier files discrimination suit after Army denies marriage to his robot

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Lieutenant promises 'not to screw up' in first address to wrong platoon

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Military spouses host Anti-Stereotyping meeting at off-base strip club

Oct 5, 2022 4 min read paid

'Teenagers are sexting less' complains NSA

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Rush Limbaugh calls troops 'welfare queens, moochers'

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Guy in back of formation doing that fucking thing again

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

SEAL team 6 designated as class 3 dental

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Herd of dependents found grazing in local supermarket

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Al Qaeda comeback tour will ‘blow audiences away’

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Bermuda triangle sailors having time of their never-ending lives

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

NSA analyst tries to sell secrets to Russians, fails

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Battalion flees Afghan district after discovering 'spider hole' containing giant arachnid

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

Pentagon announces Pre-deployment training to take place in Detroit and Chicago

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Sebelius threatens to put VA in charge of Obamacare if critics don't 'back the fuck off'

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Marine Corps Marathon spawns less-successful Marine Corps Spelling Bee

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid